I was rampaging around twitter while at work last night, and looking over my search hits, as I am prone to doing from time to time. As I listed a few of them for my twitter people to see, I got this suggestion.
Well… I thought this was bloody brilliant! Maybe it’s something i’ll do once a month, or maybe i’ll just do it whenever I feel like it, and I am at a loss for actual things to blog about. So, I am not going to answer EVERY single search term (because I really do get a surprising amount, and that would take me forever), but I will go through and pick a handful out, and answer/rebutt them. So, without further ado, here we go!
“since when can a fucking druid fucking ice fucking block”
Resto druids get ice block from mages via Symbiosis. There seems to be nothing fair about this. Also, symbiosis is not a new spell, where have YOU been?
“good gear from rep for deathknight in mop”
I have several posts touching on this already. Here, is the main one. It may not be all-inclusive, but it’s a pretty solid list of what gear you can get from what reps. (That reminds me that I have not done one to add Operation Shieldwall/Domination Point yet. I should get on that)
“i want you to help me decide which”
…decide which what? I don’t know if you can’t answer me, random google user? DECIDE WHICH WHAT?!??!?!
“are dks good in mop”
This is a question I see pretty damn often. Yes, DKs are doing just fine. Tank balance is at an all-time high, and our DPS specs are performing quite well (with unholy, sadly, falling behind again it would seem)
“blood boil does so much damage”
Actually, it’s not that bad. I think it took a moderate nerf, and now it certainly doesn’t seem to hit any harder than Heart Strike does. As per the old standard, BB will be better with 3+ targets (and refreshing diseases if you’ve had bad luck with Crimson Scourge), and HS is good for 1-2 targets. Replace HS with Soul Reaper as often as possible sub 35%.
“mop solo chess event”
I’ve been soloing Chess (in Karazhan) since WotLK. It’s not terribly difficult if you use the right strategy and play smart. The problem is, that unlike everything else on the planet, you can’t just outgear the shit out of it. I may do a video, since this is another thing I see rather often.
“enter gruuls lair solo”
Yes, you can, as of 5.1. And you can solo it pretty easily too. Hell, i’ve done it on my alt warlock without any issues.
“worlds of the warcraft”
I think you may have it a bit backwards. Close, though!
“mogushan vaults last boss how to dodge”
Will of the Emperor’s is kind of a fun fight for tanks/melee dps. It takes practice is all I can tell you. Keep at it and you’ll figure out that A – there is no actual pattern that he does with the swings, and B – which swing visuals mean which direction he’s going. Practice it lots in LFR, that’s how I got better at it.
“wow where does spaulders of the scorned come”
They’re a world BoE drop, that can come from any level 90+ mob, it looks like. Good luck.
“dk t14 4 piece worth getting?”
I did briefly touch on this subject towards the bottom half of this post, but I would like to elaborate a bit more on it briefly. If you are one of those DKs who is going for a pure mastery > everything else build, then no. the 2p bonus is worth getting, but the 4p bonus is not. However, if you’re going with the hit/exp cap gearing strategy first, then the 4p bonus may be worth looking in to. The shoulders and helm have expertise, while the chest and gloves both have hit.
“how raid work in pandaria bloob (sic) knight”
…../falls off his chair laughing hysterically
“does starfall drop for blood dks?”
By “Starfall” I am assuming you mean Starshatter, and then answer is yes. There was a bug a while ago with blood DKs having 1h weapons show up in their gear list, but that has since been corrected, and I can assure you, you will see Starshatter in your list of drops while specced blood.
“is mark of the dancing crane warcraft ring unique”
No, it doesn’t appear to be unique. Have at if, if you need the JP upgrade.
“why dks suck in mop”
L2P. DKs are doing just fine. Maybe gimme an example of the issue you’re having and I might be able to help.
“why can’t i use insribed tiger staff on death knight”
For one, because it’s a staff. For two, it has agility on it. What why. I don’t. what? /flail
“which necklas should a hunter choose fron anji autumnlight”
(there’s only one agi necklace she offers)
…….I would like you to meet:
“dk tank unyealding blood plate or breastplate of ancient steal”
you’ll get along famously, i’m sure.
(To answer the question, Unyielding Bloodplate, without question.)
“how do i stay out of ice blocks when soloing kt”
Worry not. When soloing Kel’thuzad, he doesn’t iceblock anybody! That’s how you stay out
So, that’s it for this time guys! I hope you enjoyed reading them as much as I enjoyed did. Keep the crazy/funny/brain damaged google searches coming, and i’ll do my best not to laugh my kidneys out of my body before answering them. (But afterwords, i’m on my own I guess)